Penny: Sheldon, I can't believe you got us a wedding gift.
Sheldon: I don't know why you're so surprised. I watch movies. I see what people do.

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I've loved you since the moment we met, and I'll love you until the end of time.

Leonard

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Leonard: Penny, after all these years, I still feel like maybe I don't deserve you.
Penny: Okay, that is the lamest excuse you could have possibly come up with. But I get it.
Leonard: You do?
Penny: Yeah. Sometimes I worry I'm gonna wake up, and you're going to leave me for someone like you.

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The show must go on, and thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.

Sheldon

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