The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Episode 11: "Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass" Quotes
It’s getting harder and harder for me. They don’t make ice packs big enough to cover what hurts on me at the end of the day.
Dan
I thought I was a writer and I failed at that. What if I’m not a manager either? You know, I was always a wise-ass and made fun of everybody because I felt that I was superior. But what if it’s not true? You know, what if I’m not special at all?
Darlene
You know, I really didn’t think I’d enjoy standing around talking to people all day but it’s kind of fun when you know everything and they’re clueless idiots. Maybe I am a people person.
Dan
Louise: Come, on Dan. You’re just going to sit around the house, drink beer, and fall asleep in your underwear.
Dan: Well, that was the plan.
Louise: I could whip you.
Jackie: No way, I was a cop.
Louise: What, did you carry the criminals to jail?
