The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 9: "Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action" Quotes
Ben: They told me they were sure that you would take the job for half of what I was making.
Darlene: Half? That’s so insulting. I mean, I didn’t think I was going to break the glass ceiling but I’d like to be able to stand on a chair, reach up and touch it.
I get it. You want to be alone but you’re not alone, you’re with everybody she’s ever been with.
Jackie
Dan: Look, Jackie’s going through a tough time right now, she’s fragile.
Louise: How fragile is she? At Thanksgiving, I watched her bitch slap the bejesus out of Darlene.
Louise: You’re the one who has always had problems with me.
Jackie: You’re not that special. I have problems with a lot of people.
Louise: What is it that you think I’m after? His third mortgage? His truck with the muffler tied on with a hanger? His chickens?
Jackie: Well, individually it doesn’t sound like much but when you put it together…