The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Season 5 Episode 6: "The Testi-Roastial" Quotes
In its way, it was just like a marriage. It started with a contract, it ended with a lawsuit, and we never had sex.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
When Harry died, he had so many knives in his back, they had to bury him face down.
Aaron Lebowitz
She’s either the best snoop in the business or the luckiest son of a bitch who ever walked the planet.
Aaron Lebowitz
This is how I’m going to remember you, Susie. Small.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Miriam, I have done a lot for you over the years. I jumped onto a subway track to retrieve your third favorite hat. I came to your apartment at four a.m. to kill a cockroach -- turned out to be a raisin. I’ve euthanized three of your elderly pets. I wrung out your wet bras on hotel terraces. I wrestled a Turkish police officer to the ground. I kept Ethel Merman away from you!
Susie Myerson
She saw a nervous breakdown and turned it into a career.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel