Jake: I have an evil twin.
Garza: You've used that already.
Jake: Damn, those improv classes are not paying off.

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He was smart enough to hide his face but not smart enough to hide his license plate.

Garza

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Smitty: the case of the mudslide marauder...
Interviewer: No one calls him that.
Smitty: On Smitty Streets, they do.

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If you're hot, you're hot. If you're not, you're not.

Simone

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