The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3: "The Rager" Quotes
You are a vampire now. You just need to be the right way to be one. And I'm gonna teach you.
Damon
Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.
Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.
Klaus
Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Sorry, I meant vampire.
Damon
Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.
Klaus
Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Damon: Okay, it's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.
You should write a book. Go on The View.
Caroline [to Stefan]
How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?
Stefan
Where is Mr. Saltzman? That's right. I killed him.
Rebekah
You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we're even.
Tyler
Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due.
Damon