Dr. K: So, you're having some trouble thinking about the child that you've lost, and you thought the old man might have some words of wisdom.
Jack: That's about it.
Dr. K: I did the one about the lemons already, right?
Rebecca: You did. A year ago.
Dr. K: Too bad. It was a good one.

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Kevin: I wonder what changed Mom's mind. Did she say anything to you, Randall?
Randall: She probably thought it was just the best investment in her future.
Kate: Question for you. Do you get progressively weirder as you get older?

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Randall: Hey Beth, do you think the clinical trial is not a good idea?
Beth: I think your mom made her own decision. I think the tactics you used to get her there are...mmhmm.

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Kevin: Listen, I got to get into this meeting. But tomorrow is my one-year-sober. My one year sober is also Jack's birthday.
Nicky: Oh.
Kevin: I thought you might want to congratulate me.
Nicky: I'll congratulate you tomorrow.

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Jack. That song is amazing. So amazing that I'm having contractions.

Lucy

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Randall: I think I lost two fathers, and if I had it my way I wouldn't have lost either one of them. So in answer to your first question, yes, I am aware that I am nothing but a cheap pawn on the Universe's chess table. I don't need a therapist in cheap shoes to tell me that. Sorry. That was uncalled for.
Therapist: That's okay. I live for this stuff.

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Randall: I'm done. I don't want to do this anymore. What exactly are we doing here. What is the point of this exercise?
Therapist: I need you to acknowledge that even if your father had lived, the rest of your life could have gone a million different ways.

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I thought everything would go back to normal, but it's not. It's never going to be again.

Randall

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Randall: 17 years ago I was left at a hospital. I believe I'm your son.
William: That's impossible.
Randall: But my mom saw you at the hospital. She said -
William: I said that's impossible.

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There's Boggle and Connect Four in the cabinet behind you. You're gonna be sitting in that chair for another half hour. We can play games or you can be honest.

Therapist

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And I remember Randall saying, Dad, I want to marry someone who I can share all the elements with. So let's have a toast to Randall and Beth.

Jack

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Jack: Randall told us that your dad passed away last year. We're sorry to hear it.
Rebecca: Yeah, I can't imagine going through that at your young age.

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• Added: March 17, 2020