Catch-22
Fridays on HuluCatch-22 Quotes
Yossarian: They're burying the kid who died on my plane the other day.
Milo: How did he die?
Yossarian: He got killed.
Chaplain: Where are you going?
Yossarian: I'm heading home.
Chaplain: Oh... can I get you anything?
Yossarian: No, thank you.
I can't do this anymore.
Yossarian
Help? Hello? My balls...
Yossarian
Scheisskopf: How many men did we lose?
Cathcart: None, sir.
Scheisskopf: None?
Cathcart: We were very lucky, sir.
Scheisskopf: How many of theirs did we take down?
Cathcart: None, sir.
Scheisskopf: None?
Cathcart: We were very unlucky, sir. Very unlucky.
Scheisskopf: What in God's green earth is this?
Boy on Bike: Bomba, many, many bomba!
Milo: Ain't it beautiful? What does this look like to you?
Yossarian: The apocalypse.
You keep this, all right? This is yours, okay? You keep it, sell it, just do what you gotta do.
Yossarian
He's nuts. He's as crazy as a bedbug.
Yossarian
Do you know what that feels like, to be afraid of a piece of string?
Yossarian
You wouldn't be normal if you weren't afraid. Even the bravest of men experience fear.
Major
McWatt: Oh man, you really don't know how this works.
Yossarian: I saw the charts, Tenth is less than two days out.
McWatt: You really don't know how this works.
Yossarian: I don't know how what works?
McWatt: Everything, Yossarian, that's the point.
Yossarian: What point? What's your point?
McWatt: Exactly.
