Elsbeth
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Wait, captain. Claudia will kill me if anything happens to you.
Ivy: Yeah, she's got a cute boyfriend and hangs with rappers and influencers, Face it, Joe. Evil people win.
Joe: It didn't use to be that way. If you did something wrong, there were consequences.
Wait, you think Ivy Bensen is trying to kill me? No, I'm sorry. Losers like Ivy Bensen never actually do anything. That is what makes them losers.
Gemma
Joe: Listen, I just want to make one thing clear. Ivy had nothing to do with anything, and you better leave her alone.
Elsbeth: You don't like it when people bother her, do you?
Joe: I don't like you bothering me.
You know, I think I could see someone wanting to kill that woman.
Kaya
Detective Smullen: There still could be some evidence there.
Elsbeth: But a good attorney could have it disqualified five hundred different ways. Sorry.
Elsbeth: It's kind of eery, isn't it? She looks so peaceful.
Kaya: Yeah, dead people usually do.
Quit stalking that dead woman and help me find a new apartment.
Gemma
If you don't keep up with new tech, you won't have a job in five years.
Detective Edwards
Elsbeth: Elsbeth Tascioni. The Consent Decree.
Quinn: Love Consent. So important.
Elsbeth: Is there anything I can do to help?
Captain Wagner: You've been spying on me the whole time, and now you want to help?
I couldn't see what was right in front of me, and I'm a detective. I should've known.
Captain Wagner
