The Magicians
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Reynard: Are you still trying to be a good person? As if there is such a thing. Left alone, you would fight and fight against your nature. And you would waste so much of what you really are.
Senator Gaines: If you think doing this is going to turn me into you, you don't understand people at all.
Reynard: I've been at it a long time. Look at Julia. I put a tiny black spot on her soul and she scrubbed it so much, she put a hole in it. She can never go back to who she is. And now, neither can you.
Heed my warning. Nothing entertains Ember more than a whimsical death.
Umber
Hakuna Matata has failed me.
Josh
Josh: You could say please.
Margo: No, I literally could not. I'm going to go find Fen. You find a goddamn way to get me back.
Senator Gaines: So they're taking your orders now?
Reynard: Have been for a while. I controlled their minds. Just like you have many, many times.
Senator Gaines: I don't know what you're talking about.
Reynard: You know you have that power. You've been using it your whole life.
Senator Gaines: I always thought I had some kind of god-level good luck.
Penny, please don't take it personally, but you're not my type. You're a touch emotionally insecure for which you compensate heavily with boisterousness and foul language.
The Librarian
Penny: Oh my god. You're like that whiny little kid in The Sopranos. Willow.
Sylvia: Jesus Christ, you are lame [rolls eyes]. Please. And her name was Meadow.
Margo: You truthied me. I can't lie. Eliot, I did this for you. There was no other way.
Eliot: Don't. You started this when you declared war. Now my wife and child are gone. I need to deal with the rats. I can't risk having to clean up your next mess. Guards!
Margo: No! Eliot! What are you doing?
Eliot: I don't know what else to do. Take her to the dungeons.
Margo: No! [guards grab her] Eliot, I'll fix this!
Eliot: Make sure she gets the best room. And see that she gets her coconut oil. Goodbye, Margo.
This dragon better be fucking cool.
Quentin
Julia: We're running out of time. We should split up.
Quentin: I kind of have a thing about splitting up in houses full of creepy kids.
[Julia appears with Alice's shade.]
Quentin: Jules, what the hell?
Julia: This isn't up for debate.
Quentin: We came here so that you could--
Julia: Yeah. So? Things change.
Quentin: If you do this...
Julia: I know. This is my one shot. And this is what I want to do with it.
If you miss my wedding, I will you kill.
Eliot [hugs Quentin]
