The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 2 Quotes
Q? I think you just saved the whole world.
Eliot
Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Isn't it wonderful?
Ember
Margo: I look like Jack Sparrow if he were played by a man.
Eliot: I was actually thinking more like a fem bot Nick Fury.
Alice: Why did you bring me back?
Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back. You loved him. I love you.
What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic?
Eliot
Kady: Why can't anything just be fixed?
Penny: Life, I guess.
What are you doing here, sad little nerd king?
Umber
Umber: Care to take a visit? Make some notes?
Quentin: [stammers] I...uh...I...
Umber: I'm sorry. But you're acting like I'm asking you. Whereas I am a god and you are a hairless monkey. So nod and say thank you.
Quentin: [nods]
Umber: All right. Let's go to the pocket world formerly known as Cuba.
Heed my warning. Nothing entertains Ember more than a whimsical death.
Umber
Quentin: When their adventure is done, or...
Eliot: Or, what, Q? My pregnant wife is locked up in Fairy Gitmo. I'm betrothed to a rat. My Pinot Noir grapes are nearly ripe. My adventure's just begun.
Sylvia: The Poison Room Fountain has a stack of books for a statue. If we split up, we can probably find it within a matter of weeks.
Penny: Weeks? Oh, no, no. I got this. Think hours.
Sylvia: What makes you so cocky?
Penny: Cause I'm a traveler. And for once, it's not totally fucking me.
Julia: I'm sorry.
Kady: [keeps walking]
Julia: I got my shade back.
Kady: [stops]
Julia: And then I lost it again. For good. But, I also discovered I don't have to be like the beast. With the right help, I can do good. I just have a chip missing.
Kady: What do you want from me, Julia?
Julia: To be the missing chip. Tell me when to tap on the brakes.
Kady: Tap?
Julia: Slam on them. I trust you. I need you.
