Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Billy: There he is, fresh from the dry cleaners, my one and only favorite suit.
Eric: How you doing Billy?
Billy: Come here E, give me some love
Eric: Can't you wait for a call back?
Ari: As the French might say, "No, I fucking can not.
Drama: Even more thoughtful were the coffee's I brought over to the fire-house, when I went over to introduce myself.
Eric: Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping to slide up and down on their pole?
Ari [referring to Harvey]: You're gonna tell him in person?
Eric: That's right.
Ari: What I wouldn't pay to see that.
Eric: Yeah, well save your money for botox Ari, all that negativity's starting to take its toll.
Ari: Call waiting, later loser
Eric: But he sent me an email at four a.m. threatening to kill me.
Billy: And then at five a.m., my editor called and told me that he got pissed at his girl last week and put a video of him giving her a facial on cumfiesta.com. She got back at him with my trailer... our trailer
Eric [answering the phone]: Eric Murphey
Ari: Like the new office number E. You know it spells 274-COCK
Eric: It does not!
Ari: No it doesn't but I made you look
Eric: Do you know that we've been on the phone for 97 minutes?
Anna: I needed something to pass the time before the Pussycat Dolls are on.
E: I hated it. But the guy already committed to do it and I was trying to be positive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!
Ari: What's the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell 'm you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How's my favorite state home convict?
E: I'm in, I'm in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let's call Nicky and see if he's got em as well.
Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
Eric: Are they gonna pay him?
Ari: Wow, all about the money these days. Makes me proud and yet a little sad that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm.
