Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care
Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my fucking credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular fucking felony, Drama
Eric: Why would Chuck Liddell want to kill you?
Drama: Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having!
Eric: What's your problem with Pauly, Drama?
Drama: It shouldn't matter why I hate him, E. We're family, if I hate him you gotta hate him.
Eric: Your giggling's making me a little nauseous.
Vince: Giggling? There was no giggling. I laughed.
Turtle: Sounded like a giggle to me.
Drama: If your voice goes up in pitch past the high C, it's a giggle. You hit a D there, bro
Drama: We love you, KING!
Turtle: Aw, he looks out of shape
Drama: What are you talking about? Look at those glutes. Fucking beautiful.
Eric: Do you wanna win money on him or fuck him, Drama?
Drama: Don't talk uncivilized at the track, E
Amanda: So what, I'm supposed to just show up at a temple on the most religious day of the year to discuss business?
Eric: You're not just showing up. They're expecting you. They're gonna meet you in the alley behind the southern entrance next to the dumpsters.
Amanda: What, should I bring a gun too?
Eric: Yeah, call our agent.
Ari: Ironic that on my people's holiday I'm working and she's not. Such is life
