Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E
Eric: Bob., please, I need to go home!
Bob: Just looking for the car keys, Eric.
Eric: You have a driver, Bob.
Bob: Gave up looking for the driver, Eric
Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here
Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
Vince: Even after you fuck up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired
Drama: This is every agency card any of us have been handed over the past five years.
Eric: You saved them all?
Drama: Yeah, like there's something weird about that?!
Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
Turtle: Come on E, can't you just have a little faith in me and not doubt me? Maybe this one time, I'll make you proud.
Eric: Oh Turtle, you're breaking my heart
Ari: Weird. Kinda feels like I'm trying to fuck you guys.
Eric: Are you?
Ari: Look at that, E! I love it, huh? Still got little-man's complex enough to want to fight
Eric: What the fuck is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.