Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style
Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs
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Ari: Big week. The kind of week you will remember your whole lives. Like the week you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do. Ninth grade...
Eric: Oh, one of the boys on the chess team, Ari?
Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.
Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
[on Drama picking a girl...]
Turtle: Fifty hot girls have walked by, the guy's had a problem with every one of them.
Eric: That's cause none will look at him
Ari: The first west coast numbers are in, and they're big.
Eric: Go on.
Ari: Eight leg big, bitch.
Eric: Get the fuck out of here!
Ari: The webcrawler is in our sights, and I want to squash that fucker!
Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
Eric: Fuck you!
Ari: I love it when you say "fuck," say it again.
Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
Ari: Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
Eric: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle?
Eric: [Vince] already started learning Spanish.
Ari: I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener
Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy