Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
[referring to U2 concert]
Drama: Floor level or bust. That's my moto.
Eric: I thought it was "will act for food."
Vince [to Ari's daughter]: Look at you. You look beautiful!
Ari's Daughter: Thanks, so do you!
Ari: You look great too, E. What'd you do, raid the boys department at Macy's?
Eric: You look pretty good too. You auditioning for "Guys and Dolls?"
Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: Fuck you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton
Eric: What are you going to wear to a Bat Mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites"
Ari: What did you and Terrence talk about anyways?
Eric: Oh, he offered me your job. I turned him down because your office is too small
Ari: It's a jerk-off meeting! My six year-old could get that meeting!
Eric: Yeah, your six year old probably could have painted this shit too!
Eric: So, your dad is pretty good with a gun.
Sloan: You should see him with a crossbow.
Eric: Are you serious?
Sloan: He's great with all weapons, and he's even better with his bare hands.
Eric: Was he on the boxing team at Oxford?
Sloan: Oxford? No. You've got the wrong idea about my father. He didn't even finish high school.
Eric: Really? He just seems so polished.
Sloan: You don't have to be afraid of him.
Eric: Oh I know. I mean, why would I be afraid of a bare-knuckle brawler who's proficient in all weapons?
Ari: I'm not in the art game for the profits. I'm in it for the love of the work.
Eric: I know it's a fake, Ari. Cut the bullshit.
Ari: It's a fake? So, I'm giving out fake paintings? Do you want to see the certificate of authenticity?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: ... define the term fake, Eric
Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E
Shauna: No cameras! A "Page Six" rumor is one thing, a cover on "US Weekly" quite another.
Eric: We get it. Jesus!
Ari: Do you get it, E? When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him.
Shauna: If anyone tries to take a picture of you, you go fucking Sean Penn on them.
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
