Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?
Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a fuckin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that fucking pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of fucking strangers.
Shauna: Break out your little black and white composition notebook, Eric, and I want you to write a 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client."
Eric: What now?
Shauna: This week's Us Weekly: three page spread of Vince and Mandy, including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms.
Eric: Look, I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. Pictures were inevitable.
Shauna: Fuck you, Eric. They look like they're posing for them
Drama: Superhero or no superhero, it's downright rude to be this tardy. Maybe we should get him a driver.
Eric: He's got a driver.
Turtle: It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called.
Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has fucked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment
Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to fuck off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to fuck off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks shit about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E
Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!
Eric: I heard you. What do you want me to do?
Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant
Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little pussy over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know
Eric: If you wanna work with Vince again you'll call, it's that simple.
Ari: No one will want to work with Vince if I call. You think that he was cold 3 months ago? After this I won't be able to put him in an I film
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
