Chuck Quotes
Anna: Morgan, you can't let a bully like Mitt push you around, this isn't high school.
Morgan: No, it's worse. This is Buy More.
(Chuck and Casey watch Anna fight)
Casey: (On the phone) I need a background clearance on one Anna Wu. I have a candidate for possible field work.
Chuck: No!
I'm too young, upwardly mobile, and handsome to die.
Lester
Of course I find her attractive! It's just that I had a burrito earlier and I'm trying to be respectful.
Chuck
(as Chuck is preparing to go undercover)
Roan: We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I don't think it's gonna get that far, Roan.
Roan: I mean a gun. Why do you think she's known as the Black Widow.
Chuck: She's African-American and her husband died...?
We pretend like we're not really dating. Which is weird, I know, but it forces me to have to win her over again and again...and again.
Chuck
(being asked to be on a new mission) Uh, you can count me out on this one. No more dangling me off of buildings. No more guns being pointed at my head. No more putting my life in danger. I'm going back to my peaceful, quiet, albeit degrading existence at the Buy More. So, have fun on the mission, and... really love what you've done with the place.
See, I have this perfect system for doing as little work as possible. It's a science, really doing nothing. A promotion at this point would destroy all my hard work.
Morgan
Chuck: And though I don't look it, being lanky of build, you should know that I am probably the most important intelligence asset in the world.
Colt: That is the single dumbest story I have ever heard.
Chuck: That very well may be...
Casey: (To Colt) Let the geek go!
Sarah: Wait! Not out the window!
Casey: Aren't we picky?
Sarah: Why didn't you stay in the car?
Chuck: You know what? It's never safe in the car!
Chuck: I don't think I'm really cut out for a job where you disarm a bomb, steal a diamond and then jump off a building.
Sarah: Well, you could have fooled me.
Chuck: That's very kind of you to say, but I'm pretty sure my girlish screams in the face of danger give me away.
