Chuck Quotes
Sarah: Keep your coffee and your cheesy come ons to yourself.
Shaw: Then I should apologize to Casey.
Casey: Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. It's just the way I like it, black and bitter.
Shaw: Did Bartowski turn off their mics?
Casey: I did. Those two gab like little school girls in the field. It's murder on the ears.
Hannah [about Sarah and Shaw]: Any idea what's she's doing here, other than trying to make you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?
Chuck: Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.
Like the time he locked himself in a room and played Goldeneye for three months. Who knew you could get bed sores from video games?
Morgan
Casey: When you first met him, did you ever think he'd be able to burn an asset?
Sarah: No.
Casey: He's turning into a spy, that's a good thing.
Sarah: Is it?
Lester [to Morgan about Hannah]: How'd it go last night?
Jeff: You take her to pound town?
Lester: I'm gonna need an address on that.
Casey: There's only one way to deal with burning an asset: Johnny Walker Black.
Chuck: What's in dubai?
Casey: Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year, I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.
Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.
Jeff [about Hannah]: I'm gonna totally hit that.
Lester: May the best stalker win.
Jeff [to Hannah]: Nice.
Chuck: Why don't we give jeff a couple minutes to realize he's in the real world.
Let me be a spy. Let me out of the car. I'm ready.
