Chuck Quotes
Chuck: Listen, I'm an integral member of this team and my voice needs to be heard.
Casey: Your pre-pubescent girl screams are going to be duly noted.
I should tell you, I'm always right. It's annoying, but it's true.
Shaw
Don't you worry. I will have that key back before they serve the lobster. And by the way, I am quite looking forward to it.
Morgan: How do you do that? You command respect.
Casey: No, I take it.
Shaw: Is Chuck Bartwoski a real spy?
Sarah: Yes, of coruse he is. I mean his training has been irregular and he was a civilian only two years ago.
Shaw: These mission reports tell another story. Sometimes he sounds like Bond, other times it's like a Jerry Lewis movie.
Jeff: Your coffee sir.
Morgan: Jeffery, thank you so much. [takes a niff] Mmm hmm. You know, call me old fashioned, but I prefer cream over laxative.
In this mission, Devon is you and you're her. So be her, Chuck.
Casey
I have issues of Guns & Ammo magazine that are older than him.
Casey [about Shaw]
Awesome: Geeze, this guy's heavy.
Chuck: Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.
Awesome: You're incredible, is that your spy training?
Chuck: Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
Lester: I wanted to thank you Chuck, you made me feel something I haven't felt in a long time...
Morgan: Another human's foot on your body?
Awesome: She knows everything about me.
Sarah: Except which member of the family is a spy.
Casey: That's an understandable mistake. One of them looks like a spy and the other one looks like Chuck.
