Community Season 1 Quotes
It's just like the Notebook, only instead of Alzheimer's, Abed has ... someone who likes him.
Annie
Oh it's a drawing of Abed with hearts all around it. Strictly speaking, the bible condemns this level of friendship.
Shirley
Chang: We're going to get frozen yogurt.
Pierce [getting on Chang's scooter]: I'm not gay man, they close in seven minutes.
Troy: I could have driven you.
Chang: You said he hated froyo.
Pierce: Just drive!
Troy: Slut!
That was the first 20 seconds of a 40 minute conversation. Very informative.
Britta
You look about ready to marry Courtney Love.
Britta [to hungover Jeff]
Looks like the law from of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.
Chang
She has more fights about something that doesn't matter than a Youtube comments channel.
Winger
Abed: Do you like Britta?
Jeff: Sure, who doesn't?
Abed: Over half the people that meet her.
The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young "the asian guy from Lost."
Abed
One Papa John's commercial and he thinks he's Christian Bale.
Abed
Jeff: You started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend!
Annie: What? We haven't even kissed.
Pierce: That doesn't mean you're not having sex.
Pierce: What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast feed?
Chang: "She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference.
