Community Season 1 Quotes
Can't I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy Smurf, Discrete Bear or Confidentiality Spice?
Jeff
As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and six annoying but lovable misfits will be staring at us.
Jeff
I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.
Troy
Culturally, it's unacceptable, but it's theatrical dynamite!
Pierce
When I was 30 people used to wish I was dead to my face, that's called respect.
Pierce
Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.
I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, and you're scared that adding a new member might through everything off of its natural [CUT TO TITLE SEQUENCE] rhythm.
Buddy
I'm so happy I just peed a little.
Abed
If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I'm a writer!
Annie
You go, girl!
Troy
The text message was sent exclusively to black students, and one French kid named LeBron.
Annie
I am a man who can never die! And this has been your first taste of Spanish one-oh-dos, the semester I get inside your cabezas.
Chang
