Community Season 1 Quotes
My brother died on the set of that movie! One of the mechanical spiders just went haywire and tore him to pieces, and Tom Selleck just stood there and watched him die.
Pierce
That's G, the most important chord. In my mind, it stands for God.
Vaughn
Actually, everyone is my bro in the whole entire universe because everything is connected. Rocks... eagles... hats.
Vaughn
When you guys first came in we were as wholesome and healthy as the family in The Brady Bunch. And now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of The Brady Bunch.
Abed
Okay, if you're going to get all Upper East Side about this I think we're done.
Britta
I am Punch-Kicker. My punches have the strength of kicks.
Punch-Kicker
What are you, my third wife's therapist?
Pierce
Vaughn doesn't ever wear shoes or a shirt. How has he not died from a lack of service?
Jeff
Two people of your rankings in this small room, with this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemlines are doing to enhance what were already quite a few favors from God — It's all the more important to keep it tasteful.
Dean Pelton
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
Troy
Annie: I'd like to have a preliminary pow-wow, or prelimawow, about what I'm calling our library's back-door conumdrum.
Abed: Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet.
Tea for two? There are five people up there.
Pierce
