Frasier
Thursdays on Paramount+Frasier Quotes
Frasier: I’d like to apologize for Frasiering all over everything.
Freddy: I just wanted to give you a good Christmas, Dad.
Frasier: You know, you’re a lot like your grandfather. You look after everybody else before looking after yourself. But are you okay?
Freddy: I’m okay. And I know I can come to you if I’m not.
Ronee sent over a box of Dad’s old Christmas decorations. I know. Where’s a package thief when you need one?
Frasier: Stay by my side tonight.
Freddy: Yeah, don’t worry, Dad. I’ll be here. I’ll keep you from Frasiering all over everything.
Frasier: I’ve asked you not to use my name as a verb.
Frasier: So, how’s little Alice?
Roz: She’s good. She’s good. She’s been dating the same guy for, like, four years. You know how many boyfriends I could have had in that time?
Frasier: You’ve raised an underachiever.
Okay, well, the Christmas side of me loves it. The firefighter side of me is thinking, “Oh, this building’s gonna make the local news tonight.”
Freddy
You know, Crane parties have always had their little setbacks. A dead seal, a bird on the head, a bed through the ceiling. A corpse. But never has a party of mine snuck across the hall and gone to another party without me. Never, in the history of parties, has there been one with so much betrayal since the Donner party.
Frasier: I used to hate Dad’s Christmas decorations, and now even this old Rudolph wreath is making me sentimental.
Freddy: Aw. Want me to hang it up?
Frasier: I said I was wistful, not insane.
It’s a Sylvan nightmare. There’s nowhere to mingle. There’s nowhere to jingle.
Eve: Oh, he will find every single problem. It’ll be months and months of holes and tarps and dust everywhere, so much dust. There’s bound to be a critter or two, but once he’s done, you’ll know it was done right.
Frasier: Critter?
Frasier: Do they give out prizes for Best Father?
Alan: I believe they give out mugs, but I don’t think they’re terribly exclusive.
Frasier: Oh, it’s my knee. An old polo injury.
Roland: Water or horse?
Frasier: Neither, I slipped trying on a pair of chinos at the Ralph Lauren store.
Frasier: You know he’s taking advantage of you, don’t you?
David: Oh, I know.
Frasier: And you don’t mind that?
David: Are you kidding? I don’t know if you know this about me, but growing up, I was a little coddled. I have yet to eat an intact grape. But Dr. Cornwall is the first adult to trust me with any real responsibility.
Frasier: You don’t resent him in spite of all you’re doing?
David: No, no. The work may seem menial, but it feels good to be valued.
