Frasier
Thursdays on Paramount+Frasier Season 1 Episode 2: "Moving In" Quotes
John’s been up forever, just like me. Why won’t he nap? I would strangle everyone in this room for a nap.
Eve
Don’t get me wrong. I love the guy, but he snores like a paint mixer and spends more time getting ready in the bathroom than a runway model.
Eve
Dear God, some people will not be helped. I could put the two of you in a boat with life preservers on top of a sand dune, and you’d still find a way to drown.
Frasier
You work with firefighters, men who can sprint down a staircase carrying another person over their shoulders. But rather than ask them to help, you ask your cousin, David, whose greatest athletic achievement is almost crawling into a hammock.
Frasier
You don’t want someone walking into your apartment seeing my stupid, garish things. You find them embarrassing. In fact, I’m not so sure you don’t find me embarrassing.
Freddy
I hope you’re hungry because this irony is delicious.
Frasier
Frasier: Why is this called Scootch?
Freddy: Because they can’t legally call it Scotch.