New Girl
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What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]
Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!
Wow. I mean, look at his thighs. They're like fleshy tree trunks. Whoa, he really knows how to work a crowd. His thighs are like the size of my head.
Robbie
I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.
Jess
I hate doors!
Nick
There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
Schmidt
No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
Nick
We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
Schmidt
I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.
Jess
No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.
Jess
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick
