New Girl
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Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.
Schmidt
Nick: You can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl!
Jess: I deserve to have a shorty on the side!
This isn't a sex thing, is it? Because I can't build a dresser and pleasure a woman at the same time. I'm not God.
Sam
I can't let you fluff me. I can't let you work in emotional porn! You have too much to offer.
Jess [to Nick]
If you track my trajectory I'm gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.
Schmidt
If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.
Nick
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
Nick
At least I'm not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don't live in a loft with three...at least I live with you guys.
Jess
It's your birthday, and you won't even eat cake!
Jess
That wasn't a cookie, damn it! That was a piece of his heart.
Winston
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick
