Why do you think I hired you? For your negligible teaching experience. For the zero academic papers that you’ve written. No! Because you are a big, beautiful dancing bear in a pink tutu that the students will actually pay attention to. That is why you are here. So dance, bear, dance!

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Alan Cornwall, Frasier Crane
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Frasier Season 1 Episode 3: "First Class"
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Frasier
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Frasier Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Frasier: Alright, I know what you two are thinking. Here comes the Harvard lecturer in his hackneyed tweed.
Freddy: No, but I was thinking, how long is it going to take my Dad to mention he’s teaching at Harvard? Under a minute. That’s impressive.
Frasier: So, just a bit longer than you actually attended Harvard.

Freddy: Backdraft is a cinematic masterpiece.
Eve: Backdraft is fire porn.