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Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.
Roger (to Joan)
Joan: Poor Ida.
Roger: She died like she lived: Surrounded by people she answered phones for.
Faye: Hello. My name is Faye.
Sally: I know. My dad just said that.
Faye: Are you sure?
Don: I would have my secretary do it, but she's dead.
That's not a strategy, that's two strategies connected by the word and. I can do "where the pros go" or I can do "everyone's welcome," not both.
Don
I have to say, most of the things Negroes can't do, I can't to either...and nobody seems to care.
Peggy
Don: I'm just gonna take you to your door.
Faye: And why is that?
Don: Because that's as far as I can go right now, and I'm not ready to say goodnight.
Faye: That's not what I expected.
No matter how powerful we get around here, they can still just draw a cartoon. So all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary, and you're another humorless bitch.
Joan (to Peggy)
You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself.
Don (to Peggy)
Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.
I like sleeping alone, stretching out like a skydiver...Cool patches to roll onto. I just appreciate it more.
Don
There's a Joan at every company. My mother was a Joan. She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits.
Joey
