Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

Betty

• Permalink: Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!
• Added: August 23, 2010

We beat you and we'll beat you again. And we don't want any of your Jap crap.

Roger

• Permalink: We beat you and we'll beat you again. And we don't want any of ...
• Added: August 23, 2010

I have to warn you, they won't know it's over until you drop the big one, twice.

Roger

• Permalink: I have to warn you, they won't know it's over until you drop the...
• Added: August 23, 2010

Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.

• Permalink: Not very subtle are they? No, they are not.
• Added: August 23, 2010

I want him dead!

Betty

• Permalink: I want him dead!
• Added: August 23, 2010

I just wanted to look pretty.

Sally

• Permalink: I just wanted to look pretty.
• Added: August 23, 2010

Sally: What's her name?
Don: Bethany.
Sally: I don't like that.

• Permalink: What's her name? Bethany. I don't like that.
• Added: August 23, 2010

Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?

Pete

• Permalink: Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?
• Added: August 23, 2010

Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?

Roger

• Permalink: Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?
• Added: August 23, 2010

How would you know what this feels like?

Trudy

• Permalink: How would you know what this feels like?
• Added: August 16, 2010

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

• Permalink: I have a boyfriend. He doesn't own your vagina. No, but he's...
• Added: August 16, 2010

Receptionist: She's kind of pretentious.
Peggy: I know.

• Permalink: She's kind of pretentious. I know.
• Added: August 16, 2010