Mad Men
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It's worse when they notice sometimes.
Allison
Freddy: Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Don: Not mine.
My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont, and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building.
Cosgrove
We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.
Lane
Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.
Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
Althought things are precarious financially, it's been a magnificent year.
Lane
Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.
I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.
Don
Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.
Don
I understand that all men are dizzy and powerless to refuse but consider me the exception...fried chicken, indeed.
Lane
Peggy: I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again.
Freddy: Then why don't you stop hurting my feelings?
