Don: What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.
Bert: Turning creative success into business is your work. And you failed.

This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm.

Roger

So how are your balls? You enjoying yourself?

Don's Lawyer

Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

Roger

Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.

A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.

Roger

My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.

Roger

Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.

Jack: Who is Don Draper?
Don: Excuse me?

Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

Roger: Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
Peggy: No.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger