Pete: Who would wanna miss Christmas in New York?
Trudy: Chestnuts roasting on a greasy man's open street cart, my goodness.

If young girls started using it, maybe they'd find a husband and they wouldn't be so angry.

Freddy

Mark: How long is this going to go on?
Peggy: Oh I'm sorry you feel you've put in the time.

If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Roger

Freddy: I don't want Pete Campbell anywhere near this. I was surprised you took him along.
Roger: No comment.

With my hair you can't even see me in here.

Roger [on his office's white walls]

Most of all I'd like you to be here on Christmas morning to give it to me, but I know you can't be.

Sally

After they're married for a while, they'll have a baby. You should
probably ask for something big now.

Glen

Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.

Don

Honestly Henry, I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt.

Henry's Mom

You know something. We are all here becuase of you. All we want to do is please you.

Peggy

Henry: Don, it's temporary.
Don: Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger